Broccoli Tailgate Salad

In honor of my first tailgate of the season, and the farmers market fresh produce coming on strong, i present you with the easiest and probably most delicious item you can bring to a football party (excluding cheap beer – but that’s not clean)

Broccoli Tailgate Salad:

2-3 heads of fresh broccoli
1 lb unadulterated bacon
Salt and Pepper
1/2 cup raisins
1/2 cup slivered almonds or sunflower seeds
1/2 cup balsamic vinegar
1/2 cup apple cider vinegar
1 tbsp coconut oil

Get ready for the easiest / least dish intensive mealprep ever!

Start frying all your bacon in a skillet (more experienced twentysomethings may prefer to use oven – 350f for 25 minutes – save your drippings!)

Grab your kitchen scissors and start snipping the broccoli into little florets right into the bowl you plan to store it all in.

Grab your raisins and either toss them in or you can snip them in half like I did.

Throw in the almonds.

As your bacon finishes cooking, set to the side to cool a bit and the either crumble or snip into slivers ontop of the broc-nut-raisin medley.

Once all the bacon is cooked, turn off the stove and drop the coconut oil in the skillet to melt.

Dump the medley in the skillet and stir around so the broccoli starts sopping up the bacon fat and oil (but don’t let it get too cooked).

Pour the balsamic and apple cider vinegar in the skillet and continue stirring (don’t let it cook too much!)

Taste it.

Grind/sprinkle as much salt and pepper as you think it needs for taste (it shouldn’t be much)

And then just scoop or dump it all right back into that Tupperware bowl to tote along to the parking lot/back yard/living room where the pre-gaming occurs.

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Spicy Cocoa Rubbed Venison Steak Lettuce Wraps

In honor of the hottest week I think central New York has ever experienced, twentysomething and paleo presents a deliciously paleo and cold dinner fit for any active and sweaty young adult – and the best part is: before it wound up in my freezer, it was romping around in the wild and eating naturally germinated plants. Thank you again to Coach Craig, Crossfit Partner-in-Crime Maria’s hunter and my new running group leader! Where he finds time to catch wild game between triathlons, training, and listening to maria gush about crossfit I just don’t know…

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Spicy Cocoa Rubbed Venison Steak Lettuce Wraps:

Venison Steak (or any steak of your choosing)
5 tbsp baking cocoa
3 tbsp chili powder
1 tsp cayenne pepper
3 tbsp freshly ground black pepper
1 tbsp coconut/olive oil
Iceberg lettuce
Tomato, Avocado, and any other fixins you may want

Pound thawed steak to tenderize.

Mix 4 tbsp cocoa, chili, cayenne, and black pepper.

Rub steak in oil, followed by the pepper-cocoa mix.

Cover in plastic wrap and let sit in fridge for at least an hour, no more than 4 hours.

In a skillet, heat another tbsp oil and sauté steak over medium heat for about 2-2.5 minutes (to get the perfect medium rare… mmm)

Set steak to the side to rest (don’t cut! Don’t cut! Don’t cut! Those juices are like gold…)

Slice steak or cut into portions for the week and slice into smaller pieces the day you wrap.

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Sweet Potato Apple Sausage Bake

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Lunch Hash:

1 onion
2 apples
1 sweet potato
3 sausage links

Julienne apple and sweet potato, and slice onion.

In skillet, sautee onion.

Add sausage and cook until browned.

Add apples and sweet potato and cook about 5 minutes until reduced.

Place in broiler for 5 minutes until crispy and delicious.

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Pulled Pork Cubano Roll-ups

Pulled Pork Cubano Roll-ups:

1 lb organic nitrate-free deli sliced Ham (I use Applegate or Wegmans)
1 jar dill pickles (paleo friendly)

Pulled Pork:
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Pork Loin
1 cup orange juice
tbsp: pepper, garlic powder, onion powder, chili powder, paprika, salt, cumin, oregano, lemon juice
2 tbsp brown mustard (or you could use mustard powder)

Cook Low 6 hours. Shred with Fork. Mix with hot sauce, or paleo-friendly barbecue sauce.

When ready to consume, roll pickle spears and pulled pork in ham slices with a little extra mustard or sauce (but of course you can use the dipping technique as well)

Red White and Burger

Happy Fourth of July! Grilled Red Pepper and Onion Turkey Burgers with Tomato and Lettuce Wrapped have been waiting oh so patiently for the mid-summer holiday! I love an excuse to buy every red fruit and vegetable in the produce section.

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Red White and Burger:

1.25 lb ground turkey
1 red bell pepper
2 small onions
1 tsp cumin
1 tsp paprika
1 tsp chili powder
1 tbsp garlic powder
1 egg
2 tbsp nutritional yeast (optional)

Chop pepper into large chunks and grill until become slightly soft with nice black char marks.

Slice and dice onions and mix into ground turkey with egg and seasoning.

Let pepper cool, dice, and mix into ground turkey mix.

Form into patties and throw on the grill.

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Serve with iceburg lettuce to wrap, onions, tomatoes, avocado and any other patriotic fixins you may fancy. Happy Independence!

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Citrus Cilantro Fish Tacos

It’s about time to add more fish-based recipes, and keeping true to twentysomething fashion, we can start with more MEXICAN! The sweet potato skin mock-tortillas did it again: possibly better than traditional flour and corn tortillas. This was super easy to make despite post-WOD exhaustion too, if you’re ever looking for a last-minute-haven’t-meal-prepped paleo dinner.

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Citrus Cilantro Fish Tacos

4-6 whiting fillets
1 red bell pepper
1 sweet potato
6 sprigs fresh cilantro
1 tbsp chopped garlic
2 tbsp lemon/lime juice
2 oranges
2 tbsp frank’s red hot sauce

Grill fillets and red bell pepper on the good ol’ George Foreman (or a real grill if you’re fancy) until nice sharp char marks.

Finely chop cilantro and mix with lemon/lime juice, juice from one orange and hot sauce.

Chop second orange and red pepper and sauté with garlic in pan.

Add fish to pan when orange and garlic start to carmelize and pour sauce over top.

Cook for 2-3 minutes.

Bake sweet potato (poke with fork, microwave HIGH 4 minutes, flip, HIGH 4 minutes) halve, and scoop out flesh (leaving some flesh around the skin)

Scoop fish and citrus/pepper sauce into sweet potato skins.

Garnish with extra cilantro and lime.

Italian Venison Spa-squashi Casserole

This recipe comes to you complements of my Crossfit partner-in-crime, Maria and her Craig: hand-hunted game meat! Best. Gift. EVER! I will happily accept ANY deer meat for freezer-clearing purposes. Not ONLY is it delicious but also right on cue with our trainer’s prompts to use “varied game meat” in our diet. And probably the best part is… there’s still MORE!

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Italian Venison Spa-squashi Casserole:

2 lbs venison (or stew beef)
1 spaghetti squash
3 tomatoes
1 onion
2 cu tomato sauce (make sure it’s paleo!)
1 egg
3 cu frozen spinach or collard greens
2 tbsp minced garlic
1 tsp oregano
1 tsp garlic powder
1 tsp basil
1 tsp salt and pepper

Preheat oven to 400F.

Cut up tomatoes and onion.

Slice spaghetti squash in half and bake for 25 minutes.

Cook stew beef/venison and sautee tomatoes, garlic and onion on stove or in slow cooker with tomatoes, garlic and onion. (Slow Cooker – Low 6 hours)

Scoop spaghetti squash with a fork (spaghetti squash style) into a bowl and mix with oregano, basil, garlic, salt and pepper.

Stir in the meat, tomatoes and onion.

Layer half in baking dish, layer frozen spinach, and then layer the second half of spaghetti mixture.

Sprinkle garlic powder on top with some EVOO (if you consider olive oil to be paleo).

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Sorry, no zone numbers this week… so to make up for it I have a:
BONUS SIDE RECIPE!!!

Baked Sweet Spaghetti Fritters
1 sweet potato
1 spaghetti squash
1 egg
¼ cup almond flour
2 tsp salt

Preheat oven to 400F.
Bake sweet potato (poke with fork, microwave HIGH 4 minutes, flip, HIGH 4 minutes) halve, and scoop out flesh.
Mix with spaghetti squash (cut in half, scoop out seeds, add a little bit of water in each half, cover with wax paper and microwave HIGH 8 minutes)
Pat spaghetti squash dry with paper towel to absorb as much liquid as possible.
Add egg, almond flour and salt.
Roll into a log using wax paper and flatten slightly so the log becomes a plank about ½ – 1” high.
Slice and place on baking sheet.
Bake for 12-15 minutes, flip, and bake for another 10.

Can you tell I have an excess amount of Spaghetti Squash? Those are complements of a co-worker partner-in-crime who had to ditch pantry items during a move. I LOVE FREE FOOD! Especially when it’s paleo.